Posts Tagged ‘barack obama’

Well it turns out the Secret Service scandal, isn’t really a scandal at all. All 12 members were on direct TOP SECRET orders from the commander in chief himself. He wanted to make sure he had the best “working girls” in Colombia in his suite when he touched down. It is not out of the ordinary for a president to do this, JFK was world renown for his interest in quality prostitutes. The only thing that went wrong was when one of the guys thought he didn’t have to pay. That is what really makes Obama furious. In a one on one with Obama this morning Truelies.me got this out of him, “These woman deserve to be paid just like everyone else. I will personally make sure that she gets paid overtime when working with me.”

(Obama after visiting the prostitute to apologize for his guy not paying.)

Turns out Barack Obama really just wants to be down with GOOD music. After getting rejected a few times by Kanye West he has made some public verbal remarks about his fellow Chicagoan being a “Jackass”. Kanye decided to take the high road and responded by releasing a new song entitled “What You Talking Bout Barack”, which will be featured on his latest album “Back To School, I Aint No Fool”.