Well it turns out the Secret Service scandal, isn’t really a scandal at all. All 12 members were on direct TOP SECRET orders from the commander in chief himself. He wanted to make sure he had the best “working girls” in Colombia in his suite when he touched down. It is not out of the ordinary for a president to do this, JFK was world renown for his interest in quality prostitutes. The only thing that went wrong was when one of the guys thought he didn’t have to pay. That is what really makes Obama furious. In a one on one with Obama this morning Truelies.me got this out of him, “These woman deserve to be paid just like everyone else. I will personally make sure that she gets paid overtime when working with me.”

(Obama after visiting the prostitute to apologize for his guy not paying.)

Turns out Barack Obama really just wants to be down with GOOD music. After getting rejected a few times by Kanye West he has made some public verbal remarks about his fellow Chicagoan being a “Jackass”. Kanye decided to take the high road and responded by releasing a new song entitled “What You Talking Bout Barack”, which will be featured on his latest album “Back To School, I Aint No Fool”.

After trying to keep it on the low for quite some time. Morgan Freeman comes out and lets the public know he “doesn’t care what you think.”  He went on to say that after starring in the film “Wanted” he realized that he can pretty much do whatever he wants and still get paid. So why not. What do you think?


Turns out Mel Gibson actually loves Jews and has no idea why everyone wants to drag his name through the mud. In a heart felt one on one interview with Truelies.me today, Mel Gibson sincerely said in his Braveheart voice ” I love Jews, Always Have”. We believe Mel, do you?

Jennifer Lopez’s new boyfriend Casper Smart comes out of the closet. ” I was Gay “.

In a surprising turn of events Charles Manson gets paroled so he can spend time with his orgy conceived son Matthew Roberts. His hearing was at Corcoran State Prison in CA, the same place he had been denied parole 11 times in the past. Charles Manson was convicted of 7 murders in 1969 which includes Sharon Tate. 

Rapper 2 Chains has some serious features coming up. Stay tuned!


Who would win in a fight?

Posted: April 6, 2012 in Uncategorized

Lil Wayne announces new line of spandex tights called “Thug Tight”

It will come in Leopard, Tiger & Black Panther.

Its expected to hit the shelves late summer.

Diggy says sorry to J. Cole on new Freestyle over One Republics “Apologize”

Diggy says “it was all a publicity stunt for my albums sales. I’m pretty sure he banged my sister.”